Top 10 Guitarist Jokes

by Armani Guitars

Ok people, it’s the weekend. I’m taking a break from the serious to share some jokes about guitar players. I think I have the right to share these…been a guitar player myself for most of my life, and some of these really got me going.

Enjoy, and don’t get too offended! ;-)

10. How do you get a guitarist to turn down?

Put some sheet music in front of him.

9. What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?

A music critic.

8. How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughan tune?

Evidently all of them.

7. How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one – but he’ll go though a whole box of bulbs before he finds the perfect one.

6. In the future, how many guitarists will it take to change a light source?

Four: One change the light, three to talk about how much better the old tubes were.

5. Why do guitarists have to be awake by six o’clock?

Because most music shops close by six thirty.

4. What’s the difference between a fiddle & a violin?

Who cares – neither one’s a guitar!

3. Why are so many guitar player jokes one liners?

So the rest of the band can understand them.

2. What’s black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who’s told too many drummer jokes.

1. What’s worse than telling jokes about guitarists?

Laughing at them.




And I have to throw in one about singers:

How do you know the lead singer is at your door?

He doesn’t have the key and he comes in late.


Do you have a great guitarist joke? Let’s hear ‘em if you’ve got ‘em!


Hope you’re all having a great week,

-Joe Armani, Armani Guitars


Special thanks to:

Ten Story Love and for help with these jokes.

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